Representatives from the Coalition to Make America Great Again reached out to authorities early Monday morning to initiate a trade for Sage Steele. Experts say the trade, while newsworthy, would likely net a post 5th round pick and could be valuable in restarting negotiations for Justin Beiber.
We’ve long known that ESPN anchor Sage Steele was out of touch when it comes to social issues. Allowing athletes to play in your hair because they, “think its cute”, is just one indication amongst a long list. In spite of her whitewashed persona and sub par performance as a sports anchor on the self proclaimed World Wide Leader of Sports, many were able to stomach her presence until she chose to speak out against protests that took place over the weekend at LAX.
Apparently the lives and liberty of thousands of refugees pale in comparison to Mrs. Steele’s flight to the Super Bowl.